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    1. Goldberg to Rogan: “You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin”
    2. Rogan : “I’ve never seen anyone get knocked out like that from a front teep”
    3. Rogan “These guys are world class strikers”
    4. Rogan and Goldberg “That was a great leg kick” *kick lands clearly on the opponents abdomen.

    Mike Goldberg: “Don’t forget coming up next it’s Blade the series…plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!”
    Rogan: “Vampire sexuality, what’s that?”
    Goldberg: “I don’t know, it was on a card they put in front of me”
    ————————————————————————————
    Goldberg: “That eye is rocked!”
    Goldberg: “Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by…”
    *Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*
    Rogan: “Big right hand! Sylvia is down!”
    Goldberg: “…Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday.”
    ——————————————————————————————–
    Joe Rogan: “Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down.”
    Goldberg: “I know what you’re thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!”
    ——————————————————————————————–
    Joe Rogan: “Karo is wide open!”
    Mike Goldberg: “Diaz smells the opening.”
    —————————————————————————————–
    Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
    Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters
    have a black belt.
    Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you cant
    buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do.
    Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?
    Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.
    ———————————————————————-



  • #2
    jajaa muy bueno, sobretodo lo del vampire sexuality y el cinto de taekwondo de bas

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    • #3
      Hay un hilo en Sherdog con citas de Schiavello que te partes el ojal, del tipo "encontrar un hueco en su suelo es más difícil que encontrar un vello púbico en un concierto de Justin Beaber"

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      • #4
        Lo he sacado de los comentarios de un blog de muay thai.Esta parte no tiene precio:

        Joe Rogan: o8220;Karo is wide open!o8221;
        Mike Goldberg: o8220;Diaz smells the opening.o8221;

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