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*RESULTADOS* Shark Fights 13: Sokjoudou Vs Houston Alexander! 11/09

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  • #31
    Re: *RESULTADOS* Shark Fights 13: Sokjoudou Vs Houston Alexander! 11/09

    Uf! combate guapo el Houston vs Sokjoudou, el africano cuando se le ponen las cosas mal no sabe reaccionar, ademas de tener un cardio malo tiene un gameplan peor deberia aprovechar sus conocimientos de judo y proyecciones y llevar mas los combates al suelo sobretodo cuando esta recibiendo de pie, no se que ha sido de ese luchador que sorprendio venciendo a rogerio y arona.

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    • #32
      Re: *RESULTADOS* Shark Fights 13: Sokjoudou Vs Houston Alexander! 11/09

      Una recopilación de las mejores frases del gran Don Frye durante la retransmisión del evento:

      20. To Rutten: "I know you love me, dontcha sweetheart?"

      19. On Danillo Villefort: "How old is that boy?"

      18. When Kruck mistakenly called Frye "Bas": "No, I'm Don. Bas is the ugly guy with no hair."

      17. On Johnny Rees Rees and Paul Bradley both wearing red trunks: "I'll take the white guy in the red shorts."

      16. On the staredown between Rees and Bradley: "Like a couple of tribal Vikings out there. Blond hair, blue eyes ..."

      15. To Kruck and Rutten at the end of the night: "Great to be here with you ladies."

      14. On referee Kerry Hatley stepping in front of the camera angle: "Get Kerry's ass out of the way and we can see the fight."

      13. On the difficulty of finding an MMA fight in France: "I didn't know France was ever in a fight. ... I heard Italy just declared war on Spain, and France surrendered."

      12. On Alexander after he survived a barrage from Sokoudjou in Round 1: "He's still a little wobbly on his feet, ya know? Either that or he's got good rhythm."

      11. On Bradley: "He's built like a brick s**thouse, ain't he?"

      10. On something we're still trying to figure out: "Skin like a mule's ass."

      9. On Brock Larson's unanimous decision loss and Frye's continued theory he may have been ill: "I'd like to hear if something was wrong with him tomorrow (instead of right after the fight). You don't want the Tito Ortiz list of excuses here. No one respects that."

      8. On a promo spot for a charity for U.S. troops on the ninth anniversary of 9/11: "Get out your wallets, ya cheap bastards, and give 'em some money."

      7. After the fights, while straight man/babysitter Kruck was still on his way back to the broadcast table from a post-fight interview with Trevor Prangley: "That was like two hours of rough, hard sex. I need a cigarette and a tequila now."

      6. On Keith Jardine's stance: "He's so awkward. He's like a rabid octopus. He looks like he's about to fall over at any time." Fortunately, Kruck didn't point out to him that an octopus, as a cold-blooded animal, cannot get rabies.

      5. Obviously no stranger to viral video sensation "Double Rainbow Guy," during a particularly memorable exchange with Rutten: "Double rainbow! Triple rainbow! Double secret probation! ... No, no, no, it's gonna go into triple double overtime!" Kruck saved the day by reminding the viewers, and Frye, "There is no overtime in Shark Fights."

      4. During a discussion with Rutten over their records: "I started counting fights when I'd come home drunk and knock my old lady around," to which Kruck, ever the straight-man, quickly covered for him by saying, "I bet she's got a few wins over you, too."

      3. On his background as a wrestler: "Look at me: I'm a wrestler. My balls are so big, I wear the excess on my hat."

      2. On cauliflower ear: "This guy's tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick."

      1. On the preliminary card fights: "That was like prison sex: hard, sweaty, violent and there was a lot of noise."

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      • #33
        Re: *RESULTADOS* Shark Fights 13: Sokjoudou Vs Houston Alexander! 11/09

        Como se ha lucido Don Frye jeje.

        Por cierto, Masdival, pese a su derrota ante Daley, ha conseguido un buen contrato con Strikeforce.

        [quote=Masdival]

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        • #34
          Top Don Frye Quotes from Shark FIghts

          Acabo de leer esto y es como para reirse, no todo es seriedad en el MMA gracias a Dios.
          "The Armenians are tough. They come from a war-torn homeland."
          "All southpaws oughta be drowned at birth."
          "...was like a couple a' whores fightin' over a loose dollar."
          "Darabedyan is a mean little Armenian. He's going to go for the kill here."
          "The ref is the enemy, so are the judges."
          "There are big heavy boys...and then they're going to get a bucket of fried chicken."
          "I scratched my back and a puppy fell out."
          "All these goofy guys are painting their toe nails, by the time it takes to paint your toe nails, you can do a 3 mile run."
          "Have you seen his ears? They're like potatoes, looks like his head was stuck in the birth canal for 4 hours and they had to beat him out with a stick."
          "You know, the electricity in your house could make a difference [in a fight]."
          "I think it comes from my scrotum."
          "Like a wet fart...don't pretend like you haven't done it."
          "A couple of tribal vikings out there, blonde hair, blue eyes."
          "I didn't know France was ever in a fight."
          "[a country] declared war on Spain, and France surrendered."
          "You don't want the Tito Ortiz list of excuses here."
          "[Bas Rutten] is the ugly guy here."
          "They act like they owe each other money." [Joey Villasenor vs. Danillo Villefort]
          "At least he's got clean underwear on" [Joey Villasenor]
          "Skin off a mules ass." [in reference to Bas Rutten]
          "The beer sales must be good tonight."
          "He's so awkward, like a rabid octopus."
          "I need a shot of tequila and a cigarette."
          "They're both a couple of caveman and they got whacked."
          "They haven't thrown an easy punch yet. Everything's been mean."
          "Houston Alexander can run for mayor in Amarillo and they'll have him."

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          • #35
            Re: *RESULTADOS* Shark Fights 13: Sokjoudou Vs Houston Alexander! 11/09

            joder con el matao de houston alexandre......

            mira que es malo pero tiene dos de mis combates favoritos a sus espaldas....
            "Things you focus on will grow bigger, so focus on positivity" Marloes Coenen
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            • #36
              Re: *RESULTADOS* Shark Fights 13: Sokjoudou Vs Houston Alexander! 11/09

              Ja ja Don Frye, todo un personaje :D

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